Where Is Santa Claoz?

The night before Christmas, when all through the house
 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
 Let me tell you all a glory
 Little Christmas story
 A story 'bout a mouse
 In a big brown house
 Underneath the mistletoe
 She asked for Mr. Ho
 But fuck that little mouse
 Now where is Santa Claoz?
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 Where is Santa Claoz?
 Now where is Santa Claoz?
 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
 In the hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
 Holy moly, what a mouse
 Cook that turkey like a boss
 Monilie money money flow
 Tell me where is Santa, though
 They said he was a witch
 Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
 But fuck that little mouse
 Now where is Santa Claoz?
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 Now where is Santa Claoz?
 Where is Santa Claoz?
 Have you been naughty?
 So where is Santa Claoz?
 Where is Santa Claoz?
 Where is Santa Claoz?
 What would you like for Christmas, dear child?
 Where is Santa Claoz?
 Yeah, where is Santa Claoz?
 Where is Santa, yeah, where is Santa Claoz?
 Merry Christmas to all