Sob Story

I've been broke like a toy machine
 I've been spit back out like some listerine
 But I get up on my own two feet
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 My denial is a river in Egypt
 Have you seen it?
 It's hard to face it like the size of my penis
 Jesus, I'm sick of my procrastination
 Maybe I should make a podcast and try to explain it
 Basically, I need some R&R before it all just falls apart
 The world is tryna break my heart
 But I won't let it happen to me
 'Cause I'm not some sad-ass S-O-B
 I've been broke like a toy machine
 I've been spit back out like some listerine
 But I get up on my own two feet
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 My doctor said I've got a low libido
 I try to take a pill, but that shit must be a placebo
 The second that I got it up
 It went straight back down like a yo-yo (Oh no!)
 I'm not making this shit up to be funny
 I'm here to tell you the truth hoping that you can learn from me
 We all feel cheated in this game called life
 I've made a lot of mistakes that I don't wanna make twice, 'cause
 I've been broke like a toy machine
 I've been spit back out like some listerine
 But I get up on my own two feet
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 I've been tossed like a bag of trash
 Life ates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass
 But I don't let shit get to me
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 Tatata tatata ta-tata
 Tatata tatata ta-tatatata
 Tatata tatata ta-tata
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 You might be asking: "How can I be happy
 When the whole universe keeps laughing at me?"
 It's pretty simple: let go of your hang ups
 Life doesn't owe me a thing
 Middle America taught me to suck it
 Up, when I'm sad, I get up and say: "Fuck it!"
 I don't need a list before I kick the bucket
 'Cause life doesn't owe me a thing
 I've been broke like a toy machine
 I've been spit back out like some listerine
 But I get up on my own two feet
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 I've been tossed like a bag of trash
 Life ates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass
 But I don't let shit get to me
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 Tatata tatata ta-tata
 Tatata tatata ta-tatatata
 Tatata tatata ta-tata
 'Cause I'm not some sob story
 Tatata tatata ta-tata
 Tatata tatata ta-tatatata
 Tatata tatata ta-tata
 'Cause I'm not some sob story