Hello? Is This Thing On?

Sometimes you don't say nothing
 Cause you got nothing to say
 And sometimes you tell it all
 So who's listening anyway
 And you don't know for certain
 But you think you might be a bore
 Don't wanna be nobody's burden
 So you just hit the dance floor
 Cause the opportunities presented
 Stop you dead
 Stuttering on the sentences
 Sometimes asking questions
 That no one cares 'bout what the answer is
 Watching others conversation from your place against the wall
 You should have something worth saying
 If you could only find a place in the bathroom stall
 But remember when you come out
 Don't you dare look inside the bathroom mirror
 What is it what was it and does it even matter anymore
 Hey, am I making any sense at all?
 Does anyone here speak English?
 Cuz everybody's acting like I'm crazy
 Hey, am I making any sense at all?
 Hey, is this thing on?
 Is this thing on?
 And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed
 The you is me, I made up the rest
 And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed
 The you is me, I made up the rest
 And don't you know sometimes I could just kill for a good conversation