The New Periodic Table Song

And now, AsapSCIENCE presents
 The Elements of the Periodic Table
 There's Hydrogen and Helium
 Then Lithium, Beryllium
 Boron, Carbon everywhere
 Nitrogen all through the air
 With Oxygen so you can breathe
 And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
 Neon to light up the signs
 Sodium for salty times
 Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus
 Then Sulfur, Chlorine, and Argon
 Potassium and Calcium, so you'll grow strong
 Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium
 And Chromium and Manganese
 This is the Periodic Table
 Noble Gas is stable
 Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
 Each period we'll see new outer shells
 While electrons are added moving to the right
 Iron is the 26, then Cobalt
 Nickel, coins you get
 Copper, Zinc, and Gallium
 Germanium and Arsenic
 Selenium and Bromine film
 While Krypton helps light up your room
 Rubidium and Strontium
 Then Yttrium, Zirconium
 Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
 Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
 Silver-ware, then Cadmium and Indium
 Tin-cans, Antimony, then Tellurium
 And Iodine and Xenon, and then Caesium
 And Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
 Where lanthanides have just begun
 Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
 Neodymium's next to Promethium, then 62
 Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, and Terbium
 Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium
 Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium
 Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten
 Then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium, and Iridium
 Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
 Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
 Thallium and Lead, then Bismuth for your tummy
 Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
 Radon, Francium will last a little time
 Radium, then Actinides at 89
 This is the Periodic Table
 Noble Gas is stable
 Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
 Each period we'll see new outer shells
 While electrons are to the right
 Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
 Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
 Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium
 Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium
 Lawrencium, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
 Bohrium, Hassium, then Meinerium, Darmstadtium
 Roentgenium, Copernicium
 Ununtrium, Flerovium
 Ununpentium, Livermorium
 Ununseptium, Ununoctium
 And then we're done