I Love College

I'm nice right now man
 I-I feel good
 If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air?
 That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
 I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed
 But my good friends is all I need
 Pass out at three, wake up at ten
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 (Man, I love college) I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
 Sip Bankers Club, and drink Miller Lite
 On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
 And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
 So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
 I'm next on the table, who want what
 I am champion, at beer pong
 Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
 Don't even bounce, not in my house
 Better hope you make it, otherwise, you naked
 Time isn't wasted, when you're getting wasted
 Woke up today, and all I could say is, um
 That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)
 I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed
 But my good friends is all I need
 Pass out at three, wake up at ten
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 Man, I love college (Hey!)
 I love drinking (Hey!)
 I love women (Hey!)
 Man, I love college (Hey!)
 I can't tell you what I learned from school
 But, I could tell you a story or two
 Um, yeah, of course, I learned some rules
 Like don't pass out with your shoes on
 And don't leave the house, 'till the booze gone
 And don't have sex, if she's too gone
 When it comes to condoms, put two on
 Then tomorrow night, find a new jawn
 Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
 Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
 Time isn't wasted, when you're getting wasted
 Woke up today, and all I could say is
 That party last night
 Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)
 I danced my ass off
 And had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed
 But my good friends is all I need
 Pass out at three, wake up at ten
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 Man I love college (Hey!)
 I love drinking (Hey!)
 I love women (Hey!)
 I love college (Hey!)
 Now if everybody would please
 Put their drink, as high as they can
 As high as they can, and repeat after me
 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Freshmen! Freshmen!
 Freshmen! Freshmen!
 Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
 Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
 Keg-stand! Keg-stand!
 Keg-stand! Keg-stand!
 (That party last night)
 Man I love college, I love it
 (That party last night)
 Goodnight everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
 That party last night
 Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it (You know what's going on)
 I danced my ass off
 And had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed (You are all invited)
 But my good friends is all I need (Bring your friends)
 Pass out at three, wake up at ten
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 Man, I love college
 Do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?