What An Idiot He Is

Well he walks with a swagger and he talks with a sneer
 Everything about him tells you don't come near
 He doesn't bother looking to the left or to the right
 He knows where he's goin' and he keeps it in sight
 He can never figure out why he's so uptight
 What an idiot he is
 He's always gotta make a big impression on you
 Gotta show you what he has and tell you what he can do
 And all the while he's gonna try to cut you down to size
 Try to hide the simple truth with his elaborate lies
 One thing he'll never do is look you in the eye
 What an idiot he is
 He hasn't bothered thinking since he was a kid
 He'll tell you he already knew what he had to know by then
 Anyone who disagrees with him should be in prison
 All he wants is what is his, even if it isn't
 You can talk until you're blue but you can never make him listen
 What an idiot he is
 He thinks his only problem is he ain't got more
 Wants to get so rich he can buy the whole damn store
 Well I guess he knows the value of a hard earned buck
 If you try to bum some money, you'll have no luck
 But he'll spend a couple hundred dollars for a decal on his truck
 No problem
 The only thing he cares about is what it's gonna cost
 And the only shame he knows is that the home team lost (you see the game?)
 He's got an EZ-Boy recliner and a colour TV
 A Colt .45 hidden underneath the seat
 He can hardly wait to shoot somebody in the knee
 What an idiot he is
 He doesn't even know what an idiot he is
 He says: "What's an idy idy?" Lord have pity!
 His favourite food is Wonderbread and Cheez-Whiz, gimmie!
 He's one percent attention and ninety-nine show
 He's always got an answer even if he doesn't know
 Tell him what it's at, he'll tell you where to go
 What an idiot he is.
 Well I see him everywhere I go and he gives me a pain
 When I see him in the movies he rattles cellophane
 He's always got a dumb expression on his face
 Makes me feel sorry for the human race
 'Cause I've got a funny feeling that he's runnin' the place...