Fagette

Hello! I'm your true switch from Athens, GA
 Goin' to protests, high fivin' the gays
 I'm a single white ant and on any given day
 May have a tendency towards homosexualit-ay
 Hay, hay, hay
 Chorus:
 I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E
 Twinkle toes, witness row
 Got double X's and rows
 Got gender troubles and loads
 I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes
 Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A
 But no P-E-N-I-S envay
 Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo
 I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos!
 Now it takes two to fellatio
 But only one to tango
 You know I mean business when I pop in Luther Vandross
 I'm an equal opportunity lover
 I like the boys, the girls, the others
 "LQBTQILMNOP?"
 Hell apples and oranges, they're all fruits to me!
 I like 'em big, I like 'em small
 I like 'em tall, I like RuPaul
 I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul!
 So here's to the girls with the chubby chub
 Now here's to the boys: ain't got no butts!
 The sexy nerds, the freaks
 The butches and the geeks
 The bears and S&Ms and the femme lesbians!
 I'm a pansexual, got my hands on the menu
 I'm a smooth Jew, a bar mitzvah party animal!
 Chorus:
 I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E
 Twinkle toes, witness row
 Got double X's and rows
 Got gender troubles and loads
 I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes
 ("Why?")
 Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A
 But no P-E-N-I-S envay
 Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo
 I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos!
 Have you heard? I'm speakin' the good word
 There's been rumors that I tutored Miss Cleo 'bout the future
 Yeah you remember her, the fortune teller from TV
 2.99 a minute for a little ESP
 She said 'Team Gina gonna dance you sweaty.'
 She said 'The Athens Boys Choir is just one little fairy.'
 Wah, wah, wah
 But I don't stop believin', hold on to this feelin'
 See I keep dreaming of my posters on ceilings
 An independent artist being reviewed
 In like, Dynamite magazine
 We'd rap back like slap bracelets, or go back to the 80's
 Like before Kurt Cameron went fundamentalist and we all still wanted to have his babies
 And Doogie Howser was like the smartest guy we know
 We were all cuckoo for cocoa and had no idea about a TV channel like Logo
 We were all Reaganomics and synthesized beats
 Doing the Running Man, we rocked pumps on our feets
 And all those dances, I can never get it
 So I step back, cuz the only slide I know... is electric
 Boogie woogie woogie woogie
 Chorus:
 I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E
 Twinkle toes, witness row
 Got double X's and rows
 Got gender troubles and loads
 I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes
 Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A
 But no P-E-N-I-S envay
 Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo
 I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos!
 So you can pick one that's just your size
 If not we'll go buy one that fits just right
 We're all one love, two love
 Menage-a-trois
 Saying queer love, het love
 Whatevaaah!