Mustache T.V.

Josh Mills, You're a goddamn genius and a motherfucking idiot
 But I can never stay mad because I'm forever in your stupid debt
 The top six inventions in the twenty-hundred time
 I was sad, but now i'm fine fine fine
 We're not shining up shit, we're coating it with gold
 It's only juvenile, twenty seven years old
 It's a nice new den that we're making a mess in
 Let's throw away each of the anti-depressants!
 (Chorus:)
 It's the mustache, it's the mustache
 Put it on the T.V screen, it'll make you feel better
 It's the mustache, it's the mustache
 Put it on the T.V screen, it'll make you feel better
 Yeah!
 I have a piece of Scotch tape and a Sharpie pen
 I'm drawing on the mustache from end to stupid end
 With the sticky side down in the middle of the shit
 Improving television on the space above the lip
 (Chorus)