Jokes Jokes Jokes

Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth
 He sought the footlights like a moth
 His sense of timing never off until
 He opted to collaborate
 With a hooded reprobate
 The blighter and assassin made
 A deadly double bill
 Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
 Make 'em laugh until they choke
 Fairly slay 'em in the aisles
 Maidens fair and and Princes charming
 Thrills Thrills Thrills!
 Dashing feats and bloody spills
 And I guarantee
 You'll never see
 The ending coming
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 The curtain rose, the scene was set
 They danced a murderous duet
 And much deserving blood was let
 Up to
 The scene wherein they disagreed
 On who should live and who should bleed
 And Maxwell Roth he then received
 A very bad review
 Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
 And there's daggers and there's cloaks
 But behind the scenes the leading players
 Differ on the plot
 Laugh laugh laugh!
 At the dandy's new red scarf
 Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub
 Is his eternal lot!
 Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
 Make 'em laugh until they choke
 Fairly slay 'em in the aisles
 Maidens fair and and Princes charming
 Thrills Thrills Thrills!
 Dashing feats and bloody spills
 And I guarantee
 You'll never see
 The ending coming