The Boys Light Up - Remastered

I was heading for my mountain home
 Where all the ladies names are Joan
 Where husbands work back late at night
 Hopes are up for trousers down
 With hostess on a business flight
 Taxi in a Mercedes drive
 I hope that driver's coming out alive
 The garden is a dorseted
 That lady, she's so corseted
 She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray
 He thinks he's one and only
 But that lovely, she's so lonely
 She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
 What a sing-song dance
 What a performance
 What a cheap tent show
 Oh, no, no, no, no, no
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up, light up, light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
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 Then the boys light up, light up, light up
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 Silently she opens the drawer
 Mother's little helper is coming out for more
 Strategically positioned before the midday show
 Her back is arched, those lips are parched
 Repeated blow by blow
 Later at the party, all the MPs rave
 About the hummers she's been giving
 And the money that they save
 To her it is skin lotion
 Him, promotion to
 That flat in Surfer's Paradise with the ocean view
 What a sing-song dance
 What a performance
 What a cheap tent show
 Oh, no, no, no, no, no
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up, light up, light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up, light up, light up
 Then the boys light up
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 Then the boys light up
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 Then the boys light up
 Then the boys light up
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