Flu Shot

Ayo today I woke up and looked at my calendar
 To see wassup? for the month of December
 Oh shit, it's the 5th, time for my favorite spot
 It's time to get me a motherfuckin' flu shot
 Yeah, yo I'mma get a flu shot
 Hey, you coughin', but guess what? I'm not
 Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot
 That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot
 Pulled up to the lot in my big Escalade
 Pulled out my coupons cuz I get shots prepaid
 Sit on the line for about an hour
 Then felt a little hungry and I picked up some chowder
 Oh hell no!
 The chowder was Manhattan, not New England
 So I pulled out my musket til the bullets started sprinklin'
 Yeah
 I'mma get a flu shot
 Hey, you sneezin' but guess what? I'm not
 Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot
 That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot
 After I start shootin', everyone ran away
 So I was the only one gettin' a flu shot that day
 I stepped up to the counter and I said
 "Hi, how are you? I came to get shot up, you know the one for the flu?"
 Yeah
 Yo I'mma get a flu shot
 Hey you all bloated and nasty and I'm not
 Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot
 That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot
 She sat me down before she shot me up
 I threw my hair back because I love that stuff
 Said "We done now, you can put yo pants back on"
 And I said "Thank you miss I-"
 I don't really know why I had to take my my pants off
 Actually, actually looking back, I was completely naked