Toronto Customs Lady

I like touring
 The only thing I don't like
 Is the actual travel itself
 Cause people can be so rude when you're traveling
 The rudest person I've ever met
 In my entire life is
 The Eastern European customs lady
 At the Toronto airport
 What's that lady's problem
 Why's she gotta be so rude
 Customs people are the first people you meet
 When you go to a new country
 They should be nice, welcoming
 This lady, as soon as you walk up
 She just goes
 "What you are doing here?"
 And I was like
 "Ah, I'm shooting a movie"
 She goes
 "What you mean shooting movie?"
 I was like
 "You know, like filming a movie"
 She goes
 "I know what it means filming movie
 I mean are you doing lights?
 Are you acting?
 Are you directing?
 I could do without your sarcasm"
 And I was like, why are you being so mean
 I said something and you said
 "What you mean shooting movie?"
 So I just assumed you're kind of dumb
 And I'm trying to explain things to you
 I'm stunned you know what the word sarcasm means
 Your English is slightly better than Animal from the Muppet Babies
 And you're yelling at me like a psychopath
 And I got my stamp and I walked on
 But I kinda wish after I gotten the stamp
 I turned around and I was like
 "Guess what, I lied"
 And then pulled out a DVD of Jurassic Park
 And a handgun
 And was like
 "This is what it means shooting movie"
 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang