Albion

Down in Albion
 They're black and blue
 But we don't talk about that
 Are you from 'round here?
 How do you do?
 I'd like to talk about that
 Talk over
 Gin in teacups
 Leaves on the lawn
 Violence in bus stops
 And the pale thin girl with eyes forlorn
 More gin in teacups
 Leaves on the lawn
 Violence in dole queues
 And the pale thin girl
 Behind the checkout
 If you're looking for a cheap sort
 Set in false anticipation
 I'll be waiting in the photo booth
 At the underground station
 So come away, won't you come away
 We could go to...
 Deptford, Catford, Watford, Digberth, Mansfield
 Ahh, anywhere in Albion
 Anywhere in Albion
 Anywhere in Albion
 Yellowing classics
 And canons at dawn
 Coffee wallahs and pith helmets
 And an English song
 Mmm... Reebok classics
 And canons at dawn
 Terrible warlords, good Warlords
 And an English song
 Oh, if you're looking for a cheap sort
 All glint with perspiration
 There's a four-mile queue
 Outside the disused power station
 Come away, oh say you'll come away
 We'll go to...
 Satsworth, Senford, Weovil, Woomoyle, Newcastle
 If you are looking for a cheap tart
 Don't glint with perspiration
 There's a five-mile queue
 Outside the disused power station
 Now come away (away), won't you come away
 We'll go to...
 Bedtown, Oldham, Nunthorpe, Rowlam, Bristol
 Anywhere in Albion
 Anywhere in Albion
 Anywhere in Albion
 Anywhere in Albion