Turdy Point Buck II (Da Sequel)

background noise: sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises
 lemmie tell ya dat
 and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity
 you know dat
 you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
 "stop making so much noise you're waking me up, go to sleep"
 well lemmie tell ya
 times like that make me feel like movin up north ya know
 good idea
 yeah i'd do it too
 course then i couldn't watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are
 gosh i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers
 who can forget Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
 ya know
 yeah well anyhow
 gettin to be that time of year eh?
 yeah i'm a deer hunter how do you do
 i got this deer huntin rappin tale for you
 i'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year
 i love to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer
 but don't clap your hands to the stompin of the feet
 cause ya he's like me he can't keep a steady beat no
 i got this great big knife cause the hunting is my life
 it's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife
 it's the boys night out acting stupidly
 say now baby baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
 well we partied all night never made it to our bunks and
 i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree dead drunk
 windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
 so i got down from the tree stand start headin for the truck
 and thats when i seen it there, the turdy point buck
 the turdy point buck?
 turdy point buck (5x)
 well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
 he was so rutiful so beautiful
 strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
 now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it often
 but i had an idea
 to put that turdy pointer in his coffin
 turdy point buck
 hh
 turdy point buck
 i couldn't get to my grenades
 the howitzer was in the shop
 my stomache was tied into a monkey knot
 ya my only hope was betty lou
 she was da one
 a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun
 turdy point buck
 hh
 turdy point buck
 turdy point buck
 ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere i gotta make dat
 well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
 i kicked off my boots fired with my big toe
 i was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe
 ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet away
 ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
 and after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared
 there were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
 standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
 and then a flash of white, and there he was, gone
 [cryin and burpin]
 well seven men got up and then one fell down
 a big lump of blaze orange, shakin on the ground
 at first i thought he was one of the boys
 but it was a no brother good in law man from illinois
 only cheese-heads in here, right boys?
 send him back on the next plane ya know
 Did ya see the turdy pointer?
 Did ya see the turdy pointer?
 Did ya see the turdy pointer?
 Did ya see the turdy pointer?
 as we jumped into da truck
 sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point buck
 yeah i'm gonna get that turdy point buck
 hhh
 turdy point buck (5x)