Weekend Irish

You see 'em out dancing with their flat caps on
 Beware the Weekend Irish
 Wavin' their banners and tippin' their drum
 Beware the Weekend Irish
 And the blood runs deep
 When the booze is cheap
 Long as you ain't got an agenda to keep
 You can be a Weekend Irish, hey!
 Aye, aye, we're the Weekend Irish
 Monday Tuesday Wednesday, in a coat & tie
 Beware the Weekend Irish
 Thursday rolls around and me tongue is so dry
 Beware the Weekend Irish
 So we'll kiss the stone
 Play our drones & bones
 And call your cousin Mick on his Kelly phone
 Cuz he's a Weekend Irish
 Yeah we're the Weekend Irish, hey!
 Aye, aye, we're the weekend Irish
 Aye, aye, we're the weekend Irish
 Draw me a shammy on the head of me black
 And I'll be a weekend Irish
 Ink me some tribal on the square of me back
 And I'll be a weekend Irish
 And we'll raise a hand
 To the motherland
 Best part of bein' an American
 To be a Weekend Irish
 To be a Weekend Irish, hey!
 Aye, aye, we're the weekend Irish
 Aye, aye, we're the weekend Irish
 Aye, aye, we're the weekend Irish
 Aye, aye, we're the weekend Irish!