Entertain Me

I have everything I need
 But nothing that I want
 That's not good enough
 Is that the best you've got?
 Bring me mimes and fire-eaters
 And trapezes from the ceiling
 And if you tell a joke
 And I'm still not amused, you're through
 Your Majesty!
 Look here! Look here!
 I can make a rabbit disappear
 I can balance on a sphere
 I can put my legs behind my head
 Do that again and you'll be dead
 All the rest of you
 Bite your tongue, hold your breath
 'Cause I'm the most valuable guest
 Entertain!
 Entertain!
 That was good
 Wasn't great
 Entertain!
 Entertain!
 Where's my snuff? Where's my fluff?
 Your Majesty, it's right there on the tray
 Oh, you!
 Bring me my silver spoon
 And while you're at it, prepare a goose
 And tell the baker that the Queen wants pudding too
 Why do you look confused?
 Chop-chop!
 Your Majesty, what?
 It's the King, is he dead?
 Lucid, ma'am
 Oh, well, bring me to him
 Your Majesty
 No need for the formalities, Lottie
 Come! Sit with me
 How is little George?
 He's not so little anymore
 Your people miss you, my dear
 I miss you
 I'm right here, Lottie
 I miss the blue bells
 They're in full bloom
 Walking hand in hand
 I remember when you said
 "We're dancing on the clouds
 Strolling through the grounds
 Talk and talk for hours"
 We were dancing
 Through the flowers
 Oh! I forgot to ask, how is dear Amelia?
 George, Amelia was ill
 Several years ago
 She came to my room but a fortnight ago
 Did you not see her?
 George! Amelia is dead
 Have you, have you done something?
 What have you done?
 No, you come back here!
 Someone get her, this woman killed my child!
 Ooh
 Entertain!
 Entertain!
 Bring me all my vices
 Something that will take away the pain
 Entertain!
 I'm dismayed
 I'm not crazy, but my sanity is circling the drain
 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
 She's not living, just surviving
 No more living, her sanity is circling the drain
 Not living, just surviving
 No one's listening
 Watching as I slowly go insane
 Entertain me!
 Entertain me!
 Your Majesty, what?!
 It's the latest Whistledown
 Hm, that will do