Cocaine Man

14th of June 1912
 I woke up feeling sprightly
 Woke out of bed, thought, "Mama, ya done me proud"
 Looked over the kitchen sink, thought, "Wow, that's my house"
 I paid the mortgage, it's mine
 Got up, cup of coffee, went down nice, didn't it?
 Made me feel a bit moodkey
 Then I stood up straight and proud, I knew I was a man
 Thought, "Mama, ya done me proud"
 Here comes the cocaine man
 Here comes a man
 We wear friendly smiles
 All night
 Get bladdered on Lucifer's grain
 Pray it never stop
 Here comes the cocaine man
 Here comes a man
 So a car pulls up, and I go downstairs
 I'm wearing my best trousers, I'm feeling happy
 Sunlight was shining down
 I'm wearing Topsham blue shoes, with a crisp lime trouser line
 Beautiful it is, the day's beautiful too
 Here comes the cocaine man
 Here comes a man
 We wear friendly smiles
 All night
 Get bladdered on Lucifer's grain
 Pray it never stop
 Here comes the cocaine man
 Here comes a man
 Crash bang, when I meet her, she's beautiful, she is
 She stands alone, not caring who's looking
 Her name's Rebecca Trollop, and I fall right into her trap
 Bang, it's disgusting
 Here comes the cocaine man
 Here comes a man
 We wear friendly smiles
 All night
 Get bladdered on Lucifer's grain
 Pray it never stop
 Here comes the cocaine man
 Here comes a man