More Than Survive

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 I'm waitin' for my porno to load
 My brain is gonna freakin' explode
 And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
 Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
 But that really isn't such a change
 If I'm not feelin' weird or super strange
 My life would be in utter disarray
 'Cause freakin' out is my ok
 Good morning, time to start the day
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 Now, should I take a bus or walk instead?
 I feel my stomach fillin' up with dread
 When I get nervous my whole face goes red
 Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
 A junior on the bus is killer weak
 But if I walk, when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
 And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
 Ugh God, I wish I had the skill
 To just be fine and cool and chill
 I don't wanna be a hero
 Just wanna stay in the line
 I'll never be your Rob De Niro
 For me, Joe Pesci is fine
 And so, I follow my own rules
 And I use them as my tools
 To stay alive
 I don't wanna be special, no, no
 I just wanna survive!
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
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 So, Jenna Rolan said Madeline told Jake:
 I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately...
 That is so awesome!
 Brooke!
 I mean slutty!
 And then Madeline was all like-
 I'm telling the story, Jenna!
 Oh my God, he's like, totally getting off on that...
 Eww!
 Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
 Oh, sorry, I was just trynna get to my-
 Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline?
 Oh man, I shouldn't say... but it's a good thing I rock at pool.
 I navigate the dangerous hall
 Focus on a poster there on the wall
 Avoiding any eye contact at all
 And trying hard to remain unseen
 The poster's closer now, what does it say?
 It's a sign up for the after school play
 ...it's a sign up sheet for getting called "gay"
 And that's not what I need right now end scene
 I hang a left and there's:
 Christine
 Christine
 Christine
 Christine Canigula
 Christine
 Did you say something?
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 Well that was smooth
 Yeah that was super pimp
 My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp!
 No time to wallow, no instead
 Just clear your brain and move ahead
 Except that you're one of those guys
 Who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!
 I don't wanna be a baller!
 Just want some skills to count on
 If my nuts were any smaller
 They would be totally gone!
 If I continue at this rate
 The only thing I'll ever date
 Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
 I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
 I just wanna survive!
 Michael!
 Jeremy, my buddy,
 How's it hanging? Lunch is bangin'
 Had my sushi, got my slushy and more!
 The roll was megi-maki and I'm feelin' kinda cocky
 'Cos the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour!
 You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
 Ohhhh
 I'm listenin' to Marley
 And the groove is soundin' gnarly
 And we're almost at the end of this song!
 Yeah, that was the end, now tell me friend:
 How was class?
 You look like ass, what's wrong?
 I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel
 That's progress!
 I tore it up and flushed it.
 Ugh
 It's still progress.
 It's all good, hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!
 That's... good?
 Evolution's the survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology
 You don't have to be strong to survive!
 Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha!
 So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be-
 Signing up for the play!
 I was gonna say gettin' stoned in my basement but uh-
 No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play!
 Christine
 Christine
 Christine
 Christine Conigula
 Christine
 Christine
 Christine...
 Christine Conigula
 Christine Conigula
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 I feel my body movin' through the air
 See my converse walkin' over there
 Take a shaky breath and I prepare
 Who cares if people think I'm lame?
 Christine signed, I'll do the same!
 I grab the pen, I write my name
 Gay!
 Hahahahaha!
 Ahh, I like gay people
 I'm never gonna be the cool guy
 I'm more the one who's left out
 Of all the characters at school
 I am not the one who the story's about
 Why can't someone just help me out?
 And teach me how to thrive
 Help me do more than survive!
 Nah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
 More than survive...
 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
 More than survive!
 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
 If this was an apocalypse
 I would not need any tips
 In how to stay alive
 But since the Zombie army's yet to decend
 And the period is going to end
 I'm just tryin' my best to pass the test and
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
 Go, go!
 Survive!
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,
 Go, go!
 Survive!
 C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...
 Go!