Split Lip Envy

I'm just a token of your flirtation
 Nothing more than a description
 I'm just a guy, just a kid
 From a place where
 Your philosophy is a catastrophe
 Wake up
 Split lip
 You're not that cool
 Put your words in quotes and
 Call yourself vegan
 Turn up, off, on
 Your stupid song and sing
 Words about the things you know
 And what you think you have to show her
 Myself, I think it's obvious
 That I'm envious of you
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 Tell me now what you've got to look forward to
 I hear they're hiring at the Dairy Queen
 Your whole story's been a disappointment
 And your poetry is just a joke to me
 Anything and everything is about the affection
 That you get when
 That you got, then
 10 times 42
 What's that got to do
 With anything this song's about?
 This jealousy I'll do without
 As for myself
 I think it's obvious
 That I'm envious of you
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 Can't decide (Woo)
 If this fairytale and nightingale
 Counters what I had in mind (Who am I)
 The fairytale and nightingale
 Leaves me depressed and despised