Tears the Size of Texas

Baby, I've always been a cowboy
 Just my guitar, my horses, and gun
 Like the movies, I leave with the setting sun
 And if I was you baby, I'd run
 'Cause you'll be crying tears the size of Texas
 The California coast crashin' in on your porch
 Daisy, 'fore you go and do something reckless
 Know how wild my west is
 And maybe you can call all my exes
 They meet up at that church every week for support
 Before the judge convicts me
 Girl, I'm here confessing
 I ain't one to mess with
 'Cause you'll be crying tears the size of Texas
 Your mama gon' curse my god-damn name
 Your brothers put a bounty on my head
 The weatherman says it's a hundred 'cent chance
 Heartbreak gon' rain again
 You'll be crying tears the size of Texas
 The California coast crashin' in on your porch
 Daisy, 'fore you go and do something reckless
 Know how wild my west is
 And maybe you can call up all my exes
 They meet up at that church every week for support
 Before the judge convicts me
 Girl, I'm here confessin'
 I ain't one to mess with
 'Cause you'll be cryin' tears the size of Texas
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 Yeah, I swear
 Daisy, every dog has its day
 Daisy, I'm just calling to say
 I've been cryin' tears the size of Texas
 The Corpus Christi coast floodin' my porch
 Why'd I have to go and do something reckless
 I know how wild the west is
 Daisy, don't be 'nother one of my exes
 Heaven knows 'round here it's been a hell of a storm
 This old desperado finna learn his lesson
 I hope you get this message
 That I've been crying tears the size of Texas
 I've been crying tears the size of Texas