Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Long ago when I was five
 I snuck in the kitchen late at night
 And ate a donut with a maple glaze
 My father asked who ate the snack
 I said that it was my brother Jack
 And Jack got grounded for 14 days
 I've lived with that guilt
 All of my life
 And the terrible vision
 That I had that night
 No, please I don't want to go back!!!
 (HAHAHAHAHA)
 Down, down thy soul is cast
 From the Earth whence forth ye fell
 The path of fire leads thee to
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
 Welcome back to
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
 You are having
 A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
 And now I've gone and done it again(rectus!)
 I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!)
 I left my mission companion
 All alone (Spookytus!)
 Oh god how could I have done this to you?! (Deus!)
 How could I break rule 72? (Creepyus!)
 And now my soul hath just been
 Thrown-
 Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
 Down, down to Satan's realm
 See where you belong
 There is nothing you can do
 No escape from
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
 You blame your brother for eating the dounut,
 and now you walk out on your mission companion?!
 You're a dick!
 Jesus, I'm sorry!
 Jesus hates you
 This we know
 For Jesus just told you so
 You remember lucifer
 He is even spookier!
 (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
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 Minions of Hades
 Have you heard the news?
 Kevin was caught playing hooky!
 Now he's back
 With all you Catholics and Jews
 It's super spooky-wooky
 I'm sorry lord it was selfish of me
 To break the rules
 Please I don't want to be
 In this
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
 (Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!)
 Genghis Khan
 Jeffery Dahmer
 Hitler
 Johnnie Cochran
 The spirits all surround you
 Spooky, spooky, spooky!!
 I started a war and killed millions of Jews!
 I slaughtered the Chinese!
 I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!
 I got O. J. freed!
 You think that's bad
 I broke rule 72! (Hoh!)
 I left my companion
 I'm way worse than you!
 I hate this
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
 (Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!)
 (Ahh) Oh Heavenly Father
 Please give me one more chance
 I won't break the rules again!
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 I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!
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 Welcome, welcome, to
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
 You are never waking up from
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
 Oh please help me Father! Please let me wake up! (Down, down thy soul is cast)
 Give me one more chance, I won't let you down again!(From the earth whence forth ye fell)
 This must be it, you must be there
 You must be in
 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!