Deathletter in the Mail

You can feel it coming from a mile away
 Like an elephant crashing through the trees
 And you don't know whether to run or hide
 So wait, trembling, on your knees
 Worry that it's gonna find you
 So you nail all the windows shut
 You even plugged the hole in the tub
 And pray to sweet Jesus for good luck
 Pray to sweet Jesus for good luck
 And it's coming, sure as morning
 Sure as the twilight fades
 And there's nothing to do but wait and pray
 The deathletter's in the mail
 Did you change the locks since yesterday
 Might as well do it to be sure
 Make a sacrifice, do it twice
 You can't be too pure
 No, you can't be too pure
 Start wearing gloves just like a doctor
 Washing your hands all the time
 Watching the sky just like a holy man
 Looking for a sign
 You're just looking for a sign
 'Cause it's coming, sure as morning
 Sure as a bloodhound on a trail
 And there's nothing to do but wait and pray
 The deathletter's in the mail
 The deathletter's in the mail
 The deathletter's in the mail