Welcome to Better Luck Next Time

Hello and welcome to something we like to call
 Behind the Music, we'd like to invite you all
 Sit back, relax, grab yourself a beer
 Better Luck Next Time is here
 Well my name is Brian, I like to buy lots of toys
 Horror is cool, I sing about girls and boys
 Nintendo rocks, all the other's suck, another broken hear
 Aww fuck
 John drives for hours to play in the band
 John drives for hours to play in the band
 Elevators from another land
 Holzer can fix them 'cause he's the man
 Hello and welcome to something we like to call
 Behind the Music, we'd like to invite you all
 Sit back, relax, grab yourself a beer
 Better Luck Next Time is here
 His name is Matthew, but everyone calls him Matt
 Fuzzo for short, he talks about this and that
 And his favorite band is NOFX; Joseph is coming up next
 JJ has t-shirts with writing that says his name
 He drinks Patron as if it were Kool-Aid
 Can you please pass him a Red Bull
 'Cause he's 12 hours deep and he's full
 Hello and welcome to something we like to call
 Behind the Music, we'd like to invite you all
 Sit back, relax, grab yourself a beer
 Better Luck Next Time is here
 Christopher Lucas is someone you ought to know
 Give him a hammer, he'll build a casino
 Two, four, six, eight, weed is really great
 Two, four, six, eight, weed is really great
 Two, four, six, eight, weed is really great