It's a Man

Girls! Girls!
 Watch out! Watch out!
 There's a two legged animal running about
 If it smokes a great big cigar
 and it hangs around at a bar
 if it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties
 it's a man
 If it acts just like a crossed patch
 Has a face with whiskers that scratch
 If it's stubborn as can be, mean and ornery
 It's a man
 It if walks, if it talks
 If its habits are a little bit peculiar
 If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful
 Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya
 But if it makes the moon up on high,
 more than just a light in the sky
 If it kisses you and you find you like it too
 GRAB IT! It's a man
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 If it whistles each time you pass,
 Owns a car that runs out of gas,
 Then it's that you get hip, better watch your step
 It's a man
 If it acts just like it's the boss
 when it knows that you are, of course
 If it gets a little rough, thinks it's very tough
 It's a man
 It if walks, if it talks
 If its habits are a little bit peculiar
 If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful
 Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya
 But if it's kneelin' down on one knee
 Sayin' darling please marry me
 Then don't hesitate, better name the date and then
 GRAB IT!
 HOLD IT!
 HANG ONTO IT! For It's a man