Stone Thames

Heard the news about the scare in the underwear
 Population's getting thin, forget the bomb, its carnal sin, yeah
 Marriage up, divorce is down, no one wants to fuck around
 Save the rose, reject romance, Micky Mouse don't drop his pants
 Now to sexual relations better take a wife
 Now that sex is death, better lead a boring life
 No time for social kissing, you'll hardly raise a smile
 When you think what you'll be missing, iron undies back in style
 Now where did it start and where will it end?
 Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends
 Masculine natural nowadays can offend
 Never gonna fall in love again
 No no no
 Seems like only yesterday, cocaine and extasy
 Run around and jump on anything you see
 A marriage of convenience, saw a doctor went abroad
 Saved up a few pennies, ran the weelchair down to Lourdes
 Now handsome is as handsome does and I did it everywhere
 Before the current era I didn't have a care
 Bloodstream destination, megavitamin therapy
 Artificial insemination, D.I.Y. vasectomy
 Oh spaceman, junkfood Dallas, the 20th century
 Two World Wars, a Great Depression, this must be Germ War III
 Now where did it start and where will it end?
 Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends
 Masculine natural nowadays can offend
 Never gonna fall in love again
 No no no
 No need for alimony 'cause no one wants to split
 Leisure times a gamble, but jogging keeps you fit
 Now I packed my bags for China, join the yellow race
 Nostradamus had a theory, they're inheriting the place
 Blamed it on the Haliens, C.I.A, and KGB
 A.R.C. light a shining down on monogamy
 New date really hard, promiscure? Change your views
 Unless you got a health card, take a tip from Howard Hughes
 Oh Trocadero transfer, I-Beam closet scene
 Cat and mouse with the press, exposé celebrity
 Now where did it start and where will it end?
 Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends
 Masculine natural nowadays can offend
 Never gonna fall in love again
 No no no
 The tramp of time continues, en masse to wedding bells
 But they haven't made no breakthrough to helper T. white cells
 Wholesale Hyper wipe out, technology against the pest
 Put away those etchings, sorry baby no contest
 Notches and phone numbers, collection flesh as pelts
 Stealing cancers thunder, blows below the belt
 Oh don't it make you wonder 'bout how the cards are dealt
 Holy cow
 Now where did it start and where will it end?
 Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends
 Masculine natural nowadays can offend
 Never gonna fall in love again