Stuck at Home

Stranded, I've been grounded
 The one time I did nothin' wrong
 And I've never been so bored
 That's why I'm singin' this here song
 I've lost morale, miss my best pal
 I long to ride my pig on the freeway
 (Brother, I don't think that was ever allowed)
 It's not time to go out
 Must keep my children occupied
 If only they published
 An Endless Lockdown Parents' Guide
 No outdoor tasks without our masks
 We wash our hands until they're dry as hay
 (And I never used to wash my hands)
 Feelin' just a bit stir-crazy
 Not the best at bein' lazy
 What's today?
 My brain's gone hazy
 (It's Monday)
 (Maybe Thursday?)
 Ohh
 This is a declaration
 No
 We can't stand isolation
 Kids always nagging
 Video chat's lagging
 Sat so long, I broke my tailbone
 We're going mad, 'cause we are stuck at home
 (Family, we may be lookin' at this wrong)
 With all this separation
 We're stuck inside for quite a bit
 It's not time to go out
 But we can make the best of it
 Just read a book or learn to cook
 Set up an epic maze of dominoes
 (Hm, well, when you put it that way)
 No more fits and whining
 I get to watch so much TV
 We'll find the silver lining
 Like throwin' my own dance party
 Let's make some art, bake a fruit tart
 Nobody cares if I do not wear clothes
 (Uh, Cricket, you still have to wear clothes)
 (Aw, man)
 Ohh
 This is a declaration
 Yeah
 We'll get through isolation
 This won't last forever
 We're in this together
 We'll fight through the highs
 And the lows
 We'll do our part
 Don't mind, we're stuck at home
 (Alright, song's over)
 (Clothes are comin' off)
 (Cricket)