100 Cigarettes

Lord, I smoked 100 cigarettes
 Waiting on your call but it ain't come yet
 I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall
 And I'm watching for this ash to fall
 And while I'm counting my regrets
 I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
 You know how I'm feeling?
 My porch light is on and I've unlocked my door
 My eyes are red and my throat is sore
 I check my mail and watch my phone
 And I wonder when you're coming home
 And while I'm counting my regrets
 I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
 Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes
 Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet
 I'm waiting on your footsteps in my hall
 And I'm watching for this ash to fall
 While I'm counting my regrets
 I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
 You know, right about that time
 My friend who, Mr Chilly call me up at this telephone
 This what he said
 How much longer can I watch my own TV?
 Now that I've seen how white my shirts can be
 One more smoke, I'll take just one more sip
 Before I wipe your name right off my lips
 While I'm counting my regrets
 I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
 Lord, I smoked 100 cigarettes
 Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet
 I'm still waiting on your footsteps in my hall
 And I'm watching for this ash to fall
 And while I'm counting my regrets
 I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
 And while I'm counting my regrets
 I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
 Before I see the rising sun
 I believe I'll smoke 101