Kindergarten

Party people (party people)
 We have taken control of your minds (your minds)
 So get on the floor (oh yeah)
 'Cause it's time to kick up dirt, now let's work
 Hey – we're gonna dance tonight, okay?
 We're all shining bright, let the music take you away
 Don't ask questions, just do everything we say
 On the floor, ladies shake that ass
 Shake that, shake that ass, work it, twerk it, drop it fast
 Fellas, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out
 Indiana Jones and whip your fuckin' dick out
 Now punch your friend – punch, punch your friend
 Get on the fuckin' floor and punch your best friend
 Your butt look flat – make that shit flap
 Use the art of perspective, or hide it in a hat
 Go stupid, get stupid – because we said to do it
 Go dumb, eat garbage – we goin' kindergarten
 Yeah – you know, some of it might seem strange
 But don't think, just obey
 Let the music play, 'cause we put it in the song
 So do everything that we say
 Have a motherfuckin' baby on the floor
 Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door
 Now be ambidextrous – fuckin' ambidextrous
 We'll come around and test you
 It's no biggie on our checklist
 Now ladies, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out
 Don't ask how, just fuckin' figure it out
 Now make your booty speak – teach that ass English
 Make it suck helium and (talk like this)
 Now eat the banana – potassium for stamina
 Then build a school, burn it down
 Get on the floor and do it now
 Fuck a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you to
 So raise your glass, then break the glass
 Then stomp your bare feet on the glass
 Champagne perks, popping mollies
 Middle fingers up, now chop 'em off
 Then pose nude for a family friend
 (And never speak of it again)
 The party's here, and you can't escape
 (So just do everything that we say)
 Go Tommy, be brainless
 Here we are, entertain us
 Get stupid, go moron
 We goin' kindergarten