Overdosing with You

I've been thinking about Gabrielle Solis and all the desperate housewives
 And I've been thinking about Mike Delfino and his gun
 And I've been drawing patterns in my mind, but I can't fall asleep
 And I've been counting all the sheep there is to count
 No, I can't fall asleep and that is why I am here with you tonight
 Can you lend me a DVD box or sing me a lullaby?
 Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp, did you clean the whole kitchen and drink all the wine?
 Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep?
 'Cause I wanna OD on DH
 I wanna OD on DH
 Let me overdose on DH with you
 Trying to kill the pain watching make-believe peoples fake disasters
 If I'd been Elaine this misery'd been followed by studio laughter
 Been looking for someone who could love me just like Will loves Grace
 But they say "It's not like on your flat screen TV"
 It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV
 I've seen you around I can tell that you are just like me
 You'd rather watch reruns than deal with the bad spin-off called life
 I'll put the kettle on. Let's not speak, talk ruins every conversation
 I've downloaded Dexter. Come, there is room next to me
 Hello Mr Sipowicz, 'ginning to understand why you act like you do
 Hello Pablo, I got this vision, we can dance to it
 I need to OD on NYPD
 I need to OD on NYPD
 Let's overdose on NYPD when we're blue