Betty Ford

another night
 a budweiser in bed
 having a fight
 with one of the guys in my head
 if love is bread
 consider me poor
 why do all roads
 lead to betty ford
 i was on my way
 success in my hand
 vh1 had set up its cam
 bands on the run
 played out like before
 i was stupid sloppy drunk
 for most of the tour
 just another night
 a budweiser in bed
 having a fight
 with one of the guys in my head
 if love is bread
 consider me poor
 why do all roads
 lead to betty ford
 one night after the band
 went out for dim sum
 my roadie she kicked it
 on bad opium
 she cooked her brains
 like the work she worked for
 if only shed held out
 till the end of the tour
 see the last off this bus maid
 was bettys door
 i was on my way
 success with my band
 vh1 kept rolling its cam
 behind the music
 played out like before
 i was famous detox
 in on bettys floor
 some of these stories
 will do go
 rehab worked out
 now im taking it slow
 another night
 a st johns wort in bed
 the guys in my head
 well now theyre all dead
 i do yoga by the fire
 now im _____(?)
 i do deepak chopra
 instead of doing blow