drag king bar

Drag King Bar
 well I was bored with the lesbian scene
 I told myself I gotta find another thing
 so I strapped on my boots
 and I walked down the street
 and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.
 (drag king bar, that is)
 when I walked in at quarter to eight
 well I thought that I might be straight
 at the drag kind bar last night
 it's unlike me to look at boys
 when the girls are packing toys
 I can dig that scene all right
 then across the bar
 he played the air guitar
 and mouthed those words real sexy
 it was then that I surely knew
 that this one would be a two
 if I played my cards just right
 well I was drunk and I was bored
 and he was cute so I was lured
 at the drag king bar last night
 where all the boys are really girls
 and the fags whip out their pearls
 at the drag king bar last night
 then at a quarter to ten
 he scoped me again
 and drank his beer so sexy
 it was then that I surely knew
 that this one would be a two
 by the end of the night tonight
 then he used the line that works everytime
 he said hey is this seat taken?
 I said no he said let's go
 I said where I don't care
 I'm a scorpio
 take me home right now
 then at a quarter to twelve
 as I began to delve
 into that drag king last night
 well my thoughts were so strange
 boy my luck sure had changed
 I was queen to the king last night