Fat Father (Skit)

[Beeping noise...]
 [Cough!]
 [Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,
 I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?],
 That's my joke partner,
 Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!
 Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!
 [Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...]
 [Dial Tone...]
 [Fat Father:] Yep!
 [Bizarre:] What up man!
 [Fat Father:] What up!
 [Bizarre:] What's crackin'?
 [Fat Father:] Man slow-motion man, but I... I caught up with it.
 [Bizarre:] Are.are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
 [Fat Father:] Hell no... having a meeting man!
 [Bizarre:] Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
 [Fat Father:] [laughs] Nooo, nigga... hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!
 [Bizarre:] [Laughs]
 [Fat Father:] [Laughs]
 [Bizarre:] Where'd you get that one from?
 [Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
 [Bizarre:] Oh, nah! You got this one call from [?]
 [Bizarre and Fat Father:] [Laughs]
 [Fat Father:] Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream [?]
 [Bizarre:] [Laughs]
 [Fat Father:] [Laughs]
 [Bizarre:] Where the fuck you get that one from?
 [Fat Father:] [Laughs] That's new shit dog! Freshly published!
 [Bizarre:] And, and hows you [?]
 [Fat Father:] [Laughs] Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!
 [Bizarre:] [Laughs]
 [Fat Father:] [Laughs]