BRITNEY BITCH

Lately I've been feeling like a pop star
 Nails done, Catwoman with the cat claws (yeah!)
 I no longer drive race cars
 Realized I need a space ship to be a superstar (zoom!)
 I wanna live like Britney
 Dye my hair blonde, wear clothes that don't fit me (bitch!)
 Or, maybe I can be Fergie
 Big girls don't cry but I'll cry if you hurt me
 Actually I wanna be Gwen Stefani
 Hollaback at the boys, no doubt they'll be on me (where the boys at?)
 Live the life of the party
 New age icon, going up, you can't stop me
 If you need a friend you can call me
 But hurry up don't stall me
 So we can live life like Britney, bitch!
 In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich
 If you need a friend you can call me
 But hurry up don't stall me
 So we can live life like Britney, bitch!
 In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich
 Cruisin' down Chicago
 I just won the lotto
 I might whip out the Tesla, only drive that bitch on auto (yo!)
 Flyin' down the highway, I do what I say
 Somebody get their girl, she hit me up on Myspace
 And I seen Gabe and Ty whippin' in the Beemer
 You peel off, I tell what means, got me feelin' like a fever
 Then we ball out 'til we fall down on the floor
 Just crashed on my car so I bought me some more (whoo!)
 You look like just my type
 Would it be a crime to ask what you're doing tonight? (Call me)
 I think it'd be a crime if it's not with me
 I know we just met but it's meant to be (because)
 By day I'm a pop star
 Shows, I'm a rock star
 Skateboard Pete, catch me standing on the cop car
 Full-blown heartthrob, but you probably knew that
 Usually more humble, tonight I had to cool that
 Do I want our love to grow? (Duh!)
 Am I gonna stress it though? (Uh)
 Probably not
 If you're down let me know
 You can pick the place and the time and I'll go
 If you need a friend you can call me
 But hurry up don't stall me
 So we can live life like Britney, bitch!
 In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich
 If you need a friend you can call me
 But hurry up don't stall me
 So we can live life like Britney, bitch!
 In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich
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 A word of advice, stop kissing on campus
 It's like tacky and tasteless
 Not everybody wants to see that