Waxie's Dargle

Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
 "Will ye go to the Waxies dargle?"
 Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan,
 "I haven't got a farthing.
 I went up to Monto town
 To see Uncle McArdle
 But he wouldn't give me a half a crown
 For to go to the Waxies dargle."
 What will ya have?!
 I'll have a pint!
 I'll have a pint with you, Sir!
 And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
 We'll be chucked out of the boozer!
 Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
 "Will ye go to the Galway races?"
 Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan,
 "I'll hawk me aul' man's braces.
 I went up to Capel Street
 To the Jewish moneylenders
 But he wouldn't give me a couple of bob
 For the aul' man's red suspenders."
 Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
 "We got no beef or mutton
 If we went up to Monto town
 We might get a drink for nuttin'"
 Here's a nice piece of advice
 I got from an aul' fishmonger:
 "When food is scarce and you see the hearse
 You'll know you have died of hunger."
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