Diddie Wa Diddie

There's a great big mystery, and it sure is worrying me
 This Diddie Wah Diddie
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
 The little girl about four feet
 four, come on papa and give me some more
 Of your Diddie Wah Diddie
 Your Diddie Wah Diddie
 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
 I went out and walked around,
 somebody yelled, said "Look who's in town"
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
 Went to church, put my hand on the seat,
 lady sat on it said, "Daddy, you sure is sweet"
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
 I said, "Sister, I'll soon be gone,
 just gimme that thing you sitting on"
 My Diddie Wah Diddie
 My Diddie Wah Diddie
 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means
 Then I got put out of church,
 'cause I talk about Diddie Wah Diddie too much
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 Mister Diddie Wah Diddie
 I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wah Diddie means