Crazy Man - Straitjacket Remix Featuring Celph Titled & R.A. the Rugged Man

The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 I feel disconnected, distant like heaven
 Missed what the reverend said it's a bit upsettin'
 Wishin' that I'd listened better cause yes, I'm sinnin'
 Fuckin' a nun in her cunt while her head's spinnin'
 Piss like a kid that's wetting his bed linen
 I'm twisted on meds having sex with dead women
 Lost in the sauce, my foster mom forced me to drink
 As she peeled my foreskin back and sucked it off 'till it was pink
 Thoughts that I think as I wash my balls in a sink
 My balls up in my stomach that's why they call them a shrink
 Like Cobain on cocaine
 Feelin' no pain on Soul Train
 With a gold chain 'bout to throw flames
 Like propane and I won't play with a full deck
 This whole game is jokers
 Wild as I go insane in the membrane like Cypress
 Or that white bitch that played Lois Lane
 Margot Kidder, I'mma go get 'em
 And hit her in the shitter I'm a psycho killer
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 I bring a hammer to a slow jam
 Throw wrenches in your program
 Nail gun through both hands
 Screwdrivers in your throat, damn
 Make you a known example
 Throw roman candles, hone the poison arrows
 Boy destroy a pair, I'll roast your flannel
 Demonically possessed, doctors suggest I am a psycho
 Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle
 Q-tip sex on a platter mask
 Gripping a talking Cabbage Patch with C4 in the battery pack
 Yeah I'm actually that, insane med pills
 Visions of chasing enemies while I'm on my fucking treadmill
 Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe (Mwooah!)
 Shot every part of your body bitch except I missed your toe
 If it's a diss you'll know, scalpel to your torso carving slow
 Rollin' out intestines like a garden hose (Or)
 Make you swallow a 40 ounce
 And see how many karate chops it takes
 To punch your stomach 'till the bottle breaks
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 I'm lamping, I'm cold lamping
 I'm amped and I slice you up like Crystal Lake camping
 Like Daddy Kane said it, "Stop Shammin'"
 I'm boastin' I'm braggin' ravin' and rantin'
 Leaving you deader than Bruce's son Brandon
 And I sent you to the moon like Ralph Kramden
 I'm the craziest of the crazies in history
 Charles Manson's a pussy, he wanna be a musician, I piss on that hippie
 I'm the reason the Zodiac's still missing
 Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer was a bitch
 He fucked boys and got murdered in prison
 And David Berkowitz the Son of Sam
 He talked to doggies
 Gacy was a clown none of them fuckin' with Rugged Man
 I'm demented, delusional, shock treatment, lunatic Critters
 Cut out your livers with scissors
 I'm splittin' the wig of you wiggers
 Sho Kosugi, ninjas, Rambo, Sleepaway Camp slashers
 Heather Thomas posters in my brain, the 80s never passed us
 Central Park I'm stealing purses and I'm robbing the joggers
 They wanna lock us, I'm raping the nurses and murdering the doctors
 Come on
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 (They made you believe)
 (There's no one really crazy as me)
 (I drove myself mad, searching for sanity)
 (World's like a cell, God created just to hold me)
 I'm crazy!
 Crazy man!
 Crazy!
 Crazy!
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land
 The doctor's telling me I may be mad
 Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land
 I'm a crazy man, a crazy man
 In a crazy land, a crazy land