Majorca

So tired of the race you were out of your face
 When you said that you'd take a vacation
 Away from the pain and the mind numbing strain
 Of your drastically changed situation
 Your friends said you should it would do you some good
 To break out of that morbid routine
 You've been here a day it's not easy to say
 But you're starting to see what they mean
 Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer
 Escape from the rain eases the pain but I wish you were here
 You sit by the pool and you feel like a fool
 'Cos your mind doesn't match what you're wearing
 All morning you fought in your heart 'cos you thought
 You'd be left with this burden you're bearing
 You're starting to brood there's a change in the mood
 So you go for a walk in the sand
 There might be a way this could all be OK
 It just won't be the way that you planned
 Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer
 It's ninety degrees under the trees but I wish you were here
 You're taking some stick 'cos you're dressed up so slick
 And you're starting to fancy your chances
 Still bored with the pub you'd endure the flash club
 As a means to some short term romances
 There's one in the queue and she's staring at you
 And it's making you feel so alive
 It might be sometime 'till you'd call yourself fine
 But at least you're now gonna survive
 Standby for Majorca sunshine and beer
 It's great to unwind far from the grind but I wish you were here