I Wanna Be A Lifeguard

Selling shoes
 Another loser working in a shopping mall
 9 to 5
 A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
 A crowded store
 I kneel before them
 Misery beyond compare
 Sweaty socks
 A lady boxer
 What's she got against fresh air?
 I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
 Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
 CHORUS
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)
 I, I, I wanna guard your life
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
 Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
 Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
 White stuff on my nose
 Selling shoes
 Another loser working in a shopping mall
 I'm getting fat
 What does it matter?
 Nobody cares at all
 But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
 Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
 Summer blondes revealing tanlines
 I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
 CHORUS
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now... get a great tan, now)
 I, I, I wanna guard your life
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
 Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
 In the salty air (lifeguard)
 White stuff on my nose
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)
 I, I, I wanna guard your life
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
 Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
 Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
 White stuff in my nose
 I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)