Big Girls Need Love Too

[Talking]
 Hey, What-Nots, what's happenin?
 The Moments, what it is, brother?
 Hey let's talk about what we know how to talk about best
 And what is that?
 Girls
 Right on!
 [Singing] Girls, I like 'em fat, I like 'em small
 Some skinny, some tall, I got to get to know them all
 [Beat Change]
 [Chorus]
 I know this is true
 Big girls need love too
 I'm not lyin when I'm talking to you
 Skinny girls need somebody to call 'em boo (*2X*)
 You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
 I'm not the type of guy to trip about your weight
 Uh uh, you my plus size princess
 It must of took three people to get you in that dress
 When I seen your big booty I flip my wig
 But everything else about you is just as big
 You're built like Jabba the Hut with two butts
 One in the back, one in the front
 Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
 Cause if I don't take you out to eat you'll catch an attitude
 I'm no Denzel when it comes to pull
 I know you're only with me because I keep you full
 I used to come over with condoms to smash in you
 But now I bring a snack for you
 Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood
 And when you're done grubbin, we go back to your room
 You're so freaky when it's time to get it on
 Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone
 If you haven't had a big girl, let me describe it
 It's like havin sex with a wider bed
 But who needs a bed when you're there to lay on
 Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm
 I love gettin lost inside your big body
 I'll let you anything, except ride me
 She's double my body weight, double my fun
 I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
 Double my body weight, double the fun
 I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
 [Chorus]
 You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
 I'm not the type of guy to trip about your weight
 Uh uh, I know why you been skipping dinner
 Them white boys been telling you you need to be thinner
 I used to get uncomfortable whenever we ate
 Cause you would just sit there and stare at the plate
 But I been saving hella money since I know what's up
 No more dinner dates cause you'll just throw it up
 But I still got love for you
 Even though I don't know what to do
 Everywhere we go people give grub to you
 Cause you look like a hungry P.O.W
 Sometimes I just feel like leaving
 I wanna break up with you but you won't give me a reason
 We been together three years, I've never seen you eatin
 You're so skinny I can see your heart beatin
 You're half the calories and half the fat
 But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat
 You're half the calories and half the fat
 But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat, girl
 [Chorus]
 Ayo, fat girl
 Come here, are you ticklish?
 Ayo fat girl
 Yeah, I called you fat
 Ayo fat girl
 Ayo fat girl
 Ayo fat girl
 Look at me, I'm skinny ---> (Digital Underground, The Humpty Dance)