Didn't I Get This Last Year?

Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louise
 Didn't I get this last year?
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 Same thing every year, Aunt Louise
 Didn't I get this last year?
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 Some socks, some socks and some tiny BVDs
 But I can't get them up past my knees
 Could you return them please, Aunt Louise?
 
 Open this one first, Uncle Bob
 Didn't I get this last year?
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 Try to act surprised, Uncle Bob
 But I got this last year?
 But he got that last year
 A tie, a tie
 Wider than a mile
 With a pattern way out of style
 With a pattern that's way out of style
 
 Said my wife to our neighbors 'cross the street
 I think we got this last year
 (I think we got this last year)
 What a thoughtful gift, Peg and Al
 I think we got this last year
 (I think we got this last year)
 A plant, a plant
 In a moldy mayonnaise jar
 They must have dug one up from their yard
 They must have dug one up from their yard
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 Said the dad to his kids on Christmas Day
 Didn't I get this last year?
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 This is just exactly what I want
 (This is just exactly what I want)
 Just as much as last year
 (Just as much as last year)
 Surprise, surprise
 A coupon for some fries
 That was really very thoughtful, you guys
 
 Really very thoughtful, you guys
 Didn't I get this last year?
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 Didn't I get this last year?
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 I'm sure I got this last year
 (Didn't I get this last year?)
 Ya know, thanks, that was really very nice
 Didn't I get this last year?