The Fart Song

You come out of there right now
 Oh, I'm not coming out
 But this is
 When you feel like school has sucked the wind out of your sails
 Remember that it's cool to use the wind that's in your tails
 Fart, fart, fart, fart
 Fart, fart, fart
 Every fart is a work of art
 Don't know where to begin?
 Don't know where to start?
 Farts will set you free
 It's that gas from your ass
 It's that toot from your boot
 That hum from your bum
 It's that loot in your chute
 All that air from your own derrière
 Come on and set it free
 'Cause farts are liberty
 What do we wanna do? (Fart, fart)
 Open up your butt cheeks
 This is how our butts speak
 Let's go fart
 It's that gas from your ass
 It's that toot from your boot
 That hum from your bum
 It's that loot in your chute
 All that air from your own derrière
 Come on and set it free
 'Cause farts are liberty
 'Cause farts will set you free
 Are you crying?
 It's so beautiful
 His fart set them free, he's a hero
 Don't you get it?