The Big Time

You're going to miss me after I hit the big time
 You won't see me around here no more
 You're going to miss me after I hit the big time
 I'm going to go get brand-new famous friends
 And don't bother phoning me after you see me on TV
 My old phone number you know I had to have it changed
 You can wave at me from your balcony seats
 But these bright lights have made me blind
 You won't recognize me after I hit the big time
 Because my Asian stylist will be in complete control
 I'm going to speak so differently after I hit the big time
 Because this Southern drawl is just dragging me down
 And don't bother phoning me after you see me on TV
 My old phone number you know I had to have it changed
 You can wave at me from your balcony seats
 But these bright lights have made me blind
 You can't hurt me no more after I hit the big time
 Because I will be far away only caring about myself
 And if you see me on the street and you try to talk to me
 I'll say you have mistaken me for someone else
 You have completely mistaken me for someone else
 And don't bother phoning me after you see me on TV
 My old phone number you know I had to have it changed
 You can wave at me from your balcony seats
 But these bright lights have made me blind