Makin' Whoopee

Another bride, another June
 Another sunny honeymoon
 Another season, another reason
 For makin' whoopee
 A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
 The groom is nervous, he answers twice
 Its really killin' that he's so willin'
 To make whoopee
 Picture a little love nest
 Down where the roses cling
 Picture the same sweet love nest
 Think what a year can bring
 He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
 He's so ambitious he even sews
 But don't forget folks,
 That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
 He doesn't make much money
 Five thousand dollars per;
 Some judge who thinks he's funny
 Says, "You pay six to her."
 He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"
 The judge says, "Budge, right into jail.
 You'd better keep her
 I think it's cheaper
 Than making whoopee."