Tsunami Surfers

I had a pleasant dream about beheaded hookers, dancing in the streets
 Once I had a job, but I lost I like a virgin doing lap dance
 Aha, so you've heard it too, tsunami surfers ain't coming back
 My girl is in the heat, so now I got to have her in a cage
 We hate goth and we hate smoking bans
 All the nasty habits lost and found
 Love tornado sure can take you down
 I've been feeding lesbos from my hand
 I don't really care, but I think your girlfriend gave me disease
 I still recall the day, when my Finkus turned me homosexual
 I'm glad that we agree, that we both love the way of Bukowski
 Once I was a man, but today I'm more like Michael Jackson
 We hate goth and we hate smoking bans
 All the nasty habits lost and found
 Love tornado sure can take you down
 I've been feeding lesbos from my hand