Raven Master

I am literally about to explain to you every song ever now
 Slow intro
 The music is quiet and the first verse begins
 Then the chorus
 When everything kicks back in, catchy, catchy, yeah, yeah, yeah
 Then a bridge that starts to build to a crescendo and
 Right when you think it's about to punch... everything stops
 Give me something different
 That's pretty much every song ever now
 Um, dude, can I ask you something while you're here?
 What kind of music do you like?
 I love everything except for country!
 Woah
 (Yeah)
 You are doing it wrong
 Hey yo, DJ, come with the riddim
 (Let's just keep on dancin)
 Freeze
 (I'm gon keep on dancing)
 I try not to turn on the radio often, but when I do
 I feel very sad for humanity, my future children
 And the soul, or the lack thereof, of the music industry
 But it's not even like it'd be that hard to fix music
 All you have to do is change these 7 things and all the music would be awesome.
 Number 1
 Everybody talkin riddim man but all it is is dubstep
 What does this even mean
 Goin bringing back dubstep