Kung Fu Fighting

One, two, three, four!
 Oh-oh-oh-oh
 Everybody was kung fu fighting
 Those cats were fast as lightning
 In fact it was a little bit frightening
 But they fought with expert timing
 They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
 They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
 It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
 From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
 Everybody was kung fu fighting
 Those cats were fast as lightning
 In fact it was a little bit frightening
 But they fought with expert timing
 There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
 He said, "Here comes the big boss, (woo-huh!) Let's get it on"
 We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
 The sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip
 Oh-oh-oh-oh (huh!)
 Oh-oh-oh-oh (ha!)
 Oh-oh-oh-oh (huh!)
 Oh-oh-oh-oh (ha!)
 Everybody was kung fu fighting (huh!)
 Those cats were fast as lightning (ha!)
 In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!)
 Make sure you have expert timing (ha!)
 Oh-oh-oh-oh (huh!)