99 Biker Friends - Main Version - Explicit

Such a big man, such a little chick
 I think it all goes back to your tiny
 Pick-up truck in the driveway
 With a sticker on the window
 'Rest in Peace Number 3'
 Tell all your friends
 How you put her in her place
 7 pounds of makeup
 Just to hide her beat-up face
 Such a pretty face
 It takes a tough man to slap her around
 Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
 She's wearing shades but we all see
 Behind the tinted glass
 And I've got 99 biker friends
 That wanna kick your ass
 Tell her that you're sorry
 Blame it on the beer, your dad was mean to you
 Your friends think you're an asshole and I do too
 Over compensating for your small shoes
 Taking her away, but you won't say when
 Hold her in your arms
 Tell her this won't happen again
 When will this end?
 Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
 Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
 She's wearing shades but we all see
 Behind the tinted glass
 And I've got 99 biker friends
 That wanna kick your
 I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
 With his trusty num-Chuck Norris is still alive
 So let's call up 'Walker, Texas Ranger'
 All the dudes from 'Danger, Danger'
 Let's get the A-Team
 50 Cent with his bling bling
 And a couple of prison guards
 It takes a tough man to slap her around
 Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
 You're such a tough guy
 I can't wait to bring you down
 She's wearing shades but we all see
 Behind the tinted glass
 And I've got 99 biker friends
 That wanna kick your ass
 I hope that she can run fast
 Start running now
 We're gonna kick your ass