BFFF

You are my best friend in the world.
 And I hope that you know,
 When we hangout together,
 It's freakin' awesome.
 Playing poker Friday night,
 Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
 You think that my sister's hot
 I accidentally shot your finger
 Off your writing hand oh well,
 You get disability.
 I broke my leg you laughed so hard
 And told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
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 You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
 That I really and truly feel this way
 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
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 And sometimes we punch each other in the face
 Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
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 You fart and burp in the same key,
 And I think your iPod sucks.
 You make fun of my hair because yours is. disappearing.
 
 I've seen your penis you've seen mine
 I popped your pimples you
 Rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
 You ran defense when I shit my pants
 You felt my girls' brand new boobs
 You asked to suck them she refused
 So while you slept I shaved your head
 You woke up and told me that I...
 You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
 That I really and truly feel this way
 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
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 And sometimes we punch each other in the face
 Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
 I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
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 You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
 That I really and truly feel this way
 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
 
 And sometimes we punch each other in the face
 Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.