A Friendly Goodbye

Freeze frame!
 I can lay it on real thick
 Cause I know how you don't like to get bogged down
 With anything 'bout us
 And our kick ass true love tale
 Sorry I swore just then
 Cause I know you hate it
 And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
 But I ate it
 Cause I loved you
 Even more that you could ever imagine
 Here's a friendly goodbye
 5, 6, 7
 Ain't that a "b" with an itch
 Ain't that a mother trucker
 You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
 And f yourself
 Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
 Of all the "s" words you put me through
 So f-u
 F-u
 I can hang it out to dry
 Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
 And not just thrown around
 Like a chain saw in need of juggling
 Sorry I flipped you off cause I know
 That you hate it
 And that homemade porn I said that I erased
 Well I saved it
 I'll send you a post card that says
 I'm glad you're not here
 I'll buy you a t-shirt
 But I'll use it to wipe up the beer
 That I spilled
 While I was spilling my guts
 To my friends about you
 And I really don't have anything else nice to say