A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs
 Got guitars for Christmas and started a punkrock band
 Then we travelled the nation, became a sensation
 In our '82 Dodge van
 Now we're getting older and much more sober
 And we got some big house payments to make
 The wife wants a handbag, the kids need some college
 And we need just one hit single to break
 Get ready here it comes
 This song sounds like a dance song
 Cuz dance songs are cool now
 So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
 It's our attempt at a dance song
 A really cool dance song
 It's gonna be a great big hit
 And now the labels are so stoked
 They don't get the damn joke
 The downloads will rock the charts
 Like those bands on the TV with frilly tuxedos
 The ones that break the young girls' hearts
 And now we can too
 This song sounds like a dance song
 Cuz dance songs are cool now
 So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
 It's our attempt at a dance song
 A really cool dance song
 I can't wait to hear the remix
 This song sounds like a dance song
 Cuz dance songs are cool now
 So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
 It's our attempt at a dance song
 A really cool dance song
 It's gonna be a great big hit
 Who the hell are we foolin
 This isn't really what we do
 We had to borrow this keyboard
 We only listen to Motley Crue
 But it's gonna be funny
 Cuz this song will be number one
 This song sounds like a dance song
 Cuz dance songs are cool now
 So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
 This song sounds like a dance song
 Cuz dance songs are cool now
 So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
 It's our attempt at a dance song
 A really cool dance song
 I can't wait to hear the remix
 This song sounds like a dance song
 Cuz dance songs are cool now
 So get up and shake what your mama gave ya
 It's our attempt at a dance song
 A really cool dance song
 It's gonna be a great big hit
 It's our new sound
 Chris take it to the next level
 You can hear us in all the clubs
 it's a... wait
 The drums just dropped out
 No, the drums
 No it doesn't sound good anymore
 I can't find the rhythm or the.deal
 It's cool, no it's not
 Allright, we're back
 We are dancing, this is awesome
 We are dancing, dancing dancing dancing
 Then we're dancing dancing dancing
 WOOOOH yeah